via bryanboy.com
what a russian billionaire eats for lunch. fascinating…simply fascinating…outrageously, disgustingly, incredibly excessive…yet fascinating.
(via dailypeenut)
my most favorite peenut picture these days :)
*my* perfect little bowl of udon soup
all u can eat sushi buffet - that’s his third plate
well…don’t we *all* have allegories? i mean, aren’t we all just walking metaphors for life? isn’t the complexity of life abstract & allegoric enough? me thinks someone selected the wrong word in the spell checker.
today was awesome because...
i was walking down the street & a young, fairly attractive man stopped to ask me about my shoes. he was like “where did you get them?” when i said payless, he asked if i thought they sold them in men’s sizes (he’s a size 10). he said my boots would be awesome for his halloween costume. i said he could try, but i wasn’t sure if women’s sizes are that big. i wished him luck & continued on my way. just like that…he was very polite, didn’t call me ‘baby’, didn’t try to hit on me, didn’t try to get my number. he was *only* interested in my shoes. oh wait…maybe that isn’t so awesome :(
when i turned my head & saw that hand hanging out at my eye level…i couldn’t help it. yup, i shrieked! even cosmopolitan NYC isn’t immune to some cheesy halloween humor :)
BARACK OBAMA, saying he won’t be rattled by critics who say he has accomplished little in his first year in office.
(via Time Magazine)
(via suzannexie)
hahaha…yeah, don’t be hatin’, fatties :p




